she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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