I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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