Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
