office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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