yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Your penis caused this!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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