eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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