3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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