Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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