We got so high we made milksteak
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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