The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Im part way to drunk.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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