im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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