Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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