Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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