We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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