I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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