So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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