The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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