and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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