Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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