He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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