That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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