Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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