Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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