Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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