Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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