Do vagina's smell?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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