Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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