I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What drink are we having for lunch?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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