Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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