"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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