Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
