she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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