Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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