i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
