and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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