One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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