Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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