Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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