he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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