god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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