Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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