u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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