Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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