Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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