Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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