My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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