she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
