those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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