is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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