How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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