Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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