You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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