Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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