She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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