Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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